[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
[X]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[X]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[x]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[]I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
[]I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[x]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[]I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
[ ]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[X]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. [[EHF YA'LL if u think that...thanx for not bein *stoopyd* if u don't ^-^]]
[ ]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[X]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. [[i'm u.s.a.-ian && i drink...not much, tho ^-^]]
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. [[i dance around like a savage neway--sumtimes nood!! ahahaahahaaaa!! ^-^]]
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. [[o-my-effin-goshness, i kno sooooo many ppl like that!!]]
[X]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. [[i only cheer bcuz xtra-curriculars look good on a college app.; plus, it's 1 of the only thngs that'll keep my mom happy...she still calls me a freak && a loser on a reg. basis, tho. ^-^ o-well, we live && learn, and can't always plz ppl...but as long as we please GOD, we'll bok n the end ^-^]]
[X]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. [[i'm not on a team, i just take dance classes...NOOD!! lol, naw; tha's just @ home ^-^]]
[ ]I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[x]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[X]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[X]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
[X]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
[ ]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[?]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. [[i don't kno...am i?? ...nah! ^-^]]
[X]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[X]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[X]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[X]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO [[see a little lower]]
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
[ ]I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[X]I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
[X]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[X]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
[X]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
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[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[X]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. [[...eh? i think they shud b able 2get married && stuff...i'm not gay, tho. o, wait! i am, cuz i like GUYS!! ^-^]]
[X]I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[x]Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.(i love gay people. ^^)
[X] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[X]I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
[X]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
[ ]Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[X]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
[X]Im a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
[ ]Im a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
[X]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. [[YESSSSSSS!! ^-^]]
[X]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. [[ahahaa!! o-soo OTAKU!! ^-^]]
[ ]I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
[X]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[X]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[X]"Im a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo."
[ ]Im CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[X]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. [[tFC ain't no castrater!! wutever that is...eheheh ^-^]]
[X]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[X]Im WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[X]Im not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[X]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[X]I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. [[wait...what DO they worship!!?]]
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[x]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[X]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. [[i have my own ideas about GOD && Heaven && Jesus...they're all Christian, i just have my own opinions. *yay 4 opinions!!* ^-^]]
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. [[what exactly ARE wiccans, neway?? its fun 2 say, tho ^-^]]
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. [[...eh?]]
[x]I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY [[ahahaahaaa!! soo kwl! ^-^]]
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[X]I DON'T CUSS, so I MUST be an outcast [[i'm tryin 2 stop...its hard, but im gettin there! ^-^]]
[x]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be a childish freak [[i love anime/manga more than ne1 i kno {'sept maybe Ixie} && im FAR from childish...ahaha...freak, not so much; if u absulutely HAVE TO put a lable on it, im a *social igmo*. p.s.--that's my new political party!! evry1 join!! ^-^]]
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[X]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. [[it's hard not to when ur mom's an english teacher...eheh...]]
[X]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[X]Im STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times [[oohh...rennesaince-howeveruspellit-fairs? ive always wanted 2go2 1...never had a chance, tho *sob*]]
[ ]Im GAY so Im after EVERY straight guy around.
[X]I dont want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. [[i won't want another 1 of those 4 a while...]]
[ ]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ]I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[ ]I DRINK AND/OR SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. [[ i REALLY don't drink all that much, && ive never been full-out drunk b4...just buzzed evry once in a while ^-^]]
[ ] I'm SHORT, so I CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL.
[X]I'm a GIRL, so I CAN'T LIKE FOOTBALL.
[X] I'm a GIRL, so i MUST be a mindless bitch who loves rainbows and is a cheerleader. [[ugh.]]
[ ] I'm EMO so I MUST hate the world and everyone in it
well, tha's me. for EVERY1 to see. {that rhymed!!} *yay for ya'll!!* aha, im such a hik...^-^
p.s.-- i don't put ha second 't' in 'that's' bcuz tha's (haha) tha way i pronounce it n real life. [[[GET OVER IT!!]] eheheh...^-^






Note In Music by Langston Hughes, 1940. Life is for the living. Death is for the dead. Let life be like music. And death a note unsaid.
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Dedicated, not insane. Misunderstood, not crazy
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So if you care to find me,
Look to the Western sky--
As someone told me lately:
Everyone deserves the chance to
~~FLY~~
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Dedicated, not insane. Misunderstood, not crazy
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She may have taken my brains, but not my rythm. That comes directly from your soul. -Glitch, Tin Man
Oh snap! This is amazing O-O ! [link]
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So if you care to find me,
Look to the Western sky--
As someone told me lately:
Everyone deserves the chance to
~~FLY~~
--
She may have taken my brains, but not my rythm. That comes directly from your soul. -Glitch, Tin Man
Oh snap! This is amazing O-O ! [link]
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She may have taken my brains, but not my rythm. That comes directly from your soul. -Glitch, Tin Man
Oh snap! This is amazing O-O ! [link]
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So if you care to find me,
Look to the Western sky--
As someone told me lately:
Everyone deserves the chance to
~~FLY~~
And call me Ixi ^_^ And I checked, you haven't added me yet (*feels left out* *sniffle* Jk!)
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She may have taken my brains, but not my rythm. That comes directly from your soul. -Glitch, Tin Man
Oh snap! This is amazing O-O ! [link]
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She may have taken my brains, but not my rythm. That comes directly from your soul. -Glitch, Tin Man
Oh snap! This is amazing O-O ! [link]
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